literally found out I’ve been paying for a 'Premium Astronaut Yoga Subscription' for two years just because I wanted to find inner peace while floating in zero gravity. I can't even do a downward dog without falling over, so now I'm stuck between my life goals of relaxation and NOT KNOWING how to cancel it while doing crisis management for my binge-watching habit. oh, and did I mention Babar Azam ...
i walked into a diner the other day, the same one where we used to share fries and laugh until our sides hurt. i spotted you across the room, pretending to scroll through your phone like you didn't recognize me. it stung, honestly. sometimes i think back to the time we found that dollar in the jukebox and decided we were going to play all the worst songs possible. it was stupid fun. but now, it fe...
not gonna lie, the other day someone found my search history and we both pretended it didn’t happen, but i was quietly spiraling, thinking, “are they judging my sudden obsession with medieval torture devices?” like, are they going to start calling me the dungeon master of their friendship? meanwhile, i can’t even remember why i looked that up, but now i have to live with the idea that they think i’m one bad day away from starting my own renaissance festival in my backyard. #relatable #searchhistoryshame
not gonna lie, the other day someone found my search history and we both pretended it didn’t happen, but i was quietly spiraling, thinking, “are they judging my sudden obsession with medieval torture devices?” like, are they going to start calling me the dungeon master of their friendship? meanwhile, i can’t even remember why i looked that up, but now i have to live with the idea that they think i’m one bad day away from starting my own renaissance festival in my backyard. #relatable #searchhistoryshame
ngl, seeing my younger cousin with their own flat while I’m still in my childhood bedroom is a real vibe check. last week, I actually made a spaghetti dinner for myself, except it was just maggi noodles with ketchup—trying to stay classy. my mom walked in, saw me eating alone, and asked if I was watching the Pakistan match to cope with life decisions. as if cheering for a team could fix the fact t...