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Rants: i recently stopped checking in on someone who would never bother asking how i wa…

it's 3am and I just realized my neighbor’s kid might have figured out my deepest, darkest secret: I can’t fold a fitted sheet to save my life. I thought I was discreetly stuffing them in a closet until I heard him outside, proudly telling the whole block that “the lady next door only has magic sheets.” like, great. now I gotta avoid the playground like it’s a mafia hideout, just praying he doesn’t...

honestly, I turned down a big project at work because I thought it would be “too much responsibility.” then, out of nowhere, I see my colleague rolling in success from that very project while I'm still stuck rewriting meeting notes like it's a Shakespearean tragedy. and now, SS Rajamouli’s new film “Varanasi” gets announced and I'm pretty sure the film could have used my dramatic life story. inste...

i recently stopped checking in on someone who would never bother asking how i was doing. funny enough, every time i hear "duncan robinson" mentioned, i think of him. it's like the universe knows how hard it is to connect with someone who barely looks my way, just like how players aim for the basket while ignoring the fans. maybe one day i’ll get my own three-pointer moment. #DuncanRobinson #Relatable

i recently stopped checking in on someone who would never bother asking how i was doing. funny enough, every time i hear "duncan robinson" mentioned, i think of him. it's like the universe knows how hard it is to connect with someone who barely looks my way, just like how players aim for the basket while ignoring the fans. maybe one day i’ll get my own three-pointer moment. #DuncanRobinson #Relatable

so, I was sitting on my couch calculating how different my life would be if I’d picked a different cereal that one morning instead of this sugar bomb I still eat out of habit. I thought maybe I’d be in the NBA instead of getting texts from my high school friends who still ask me how I’m doing while they work with DUNCAN ROBINSON. next thing I know, I’m picturing myself wearing a jersey, standing n...