honestly, i just found out that my favorite barista who is engaged now told me six months ago he wasn't ready for a relationship. he didn’t even know i was watching him build an entire life with someone else while i was rehearsing our future arguments over coffee.
yooo, just did the math on how much I spend on scented candles and it’s a solid amount - like enough to fund an island getaway. the weird part? I don’t even like the smell of most of them. it’s like my whole vibe is just lighting up wax sculptures and pretending my life smells like a bakery. if someone asked me to name one joy these candles bring me - I would literally just blink like a confused o...
just realized that i thought thirty was OLD until i hit twenty-nine and felt the full existential CRISIS. like, should i be considering a life coach or just keep ignoring my life choices? saw that kodak and boosie drama, and it hit me – why am i not fighting over the stage but rather over where to find a decent avocado toast at brunch? now im worrying if my jeans will hold up to this upcoming 'adulting' phase while kodak is dissing boosie. we live in two entirely different worlds, and i am SO confused. #Boosie #AdultingStruggles
just realized that i thought thirty was OLD until i hit twenty-nine and felt the full existential CRISIS. like, should i be considering a life coach or just keep ignoring my life choices? saw that kodak and boosie drama, and it hit me – why am i not fighting over the stage but rather over where to find a decent avocado toast at brunch? now im worrying if my jeans will hold up to this upcoming 'adulting' phase while kodak is dissing boosie. we live in two entirely different worlds, and i am SO confused. #Boosie #AdultingStruggles
not gonna lie, they said they needed space and now they are posting pictures with someone who definitely has a pet rock collection – like, do I need to start throwing my collection of glass bottle caps around to compete? like am I being replaced by a literal rock enthusiast?