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Rants: i named my future gerbils with someone i barely exchanged pleasantries with at a…

so there i was, at the holiday dinner, trying to explain my obsessive rock collection when suddenly my uncle pulls out an intervention binder he clearly printed from Google. like, he had bullet points and everything, and i just wanted to discuss why my favorite rock was a perfect conversational piece. turns out my "interesting hobby" was just a polite cover for my deep fear of commitment to, you k...

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i named my future gerbils with someone i barely exchanged pleasantries with at a bus stop. they are officially Sir Nibblesworth and Lady Squeakington, and now i have full-on fantasy arguments about whose turn it is to take them to the vet. last night, i designed their tiny little pet mansion in my head, complete with a medieval-themed water fountain. do i need to start a GoFundMe for their future lifestyle or should i just buy a beret for the gerbils instead?

i named my future gerbils with someone i barely exchanged pleasantries with at a bus stop. they are officially Sir Nibblesworth and Lady Squeakington, and now i have full-on fantasy arguments about whose turn it is to take them to the vet. last night, i designed their tiny little pet mansion in my head, complete with a medieval-themed water fountain. do i need to start a GoFundMe for their future lifestyle or should i just buy a beret for the gerbils instead?

just found an old thread of texts from a crush who actually put in EFFORT. like, wow, we were trading mixtapes over messages while i was silently contemplating life choices, wondering if pineapple belongs on pizza. now i scroll through our conversations and think, why didn’t i just accept that love letter for what it was? currently drafting a 10-page self-reflection on why i’ve been unable to emot...