so i accidentally walked in on the neighbor yelling at his houseplants for being "too needy" and now every time i see him i have to act like i did not just discover his secret war against foliage like how do you even have that conversation without losing your mind over how absurd life can be
got a surprise visit from cps today because my ex decided to play the victim card—spent twenty minutes justifying why my toddler's art on the walls is actually fine but apparently the dozen takeout containers in the trash scream "bad parent," so thanks for the judgment on top of everything else, at least they didn’t try to count my bank account for proof.
so i just realized it is 9pm and my head is killing me because i forgot to eat all day, and it hit me that this is probably the best representation of my life choices, like i really should have had a cupcake or something but instead i just collected another day of missed meals and bad decisions, cheers to me.
so i just realized it is 9pm and my head is killing me because i forgot to eat all day, and it hit me that this is probably the best representation of my life choices, like i really should have had a cupcake or something but instead i just collected another day of missed meals and bad decisions, cheers to me.
i was so convinced my garden was a lost cause after all the late frosts and pests but somehow, everything actually bloomed and now there’s so much color everywhere, i can’t believe it actually worked out.