WhisperDog

Rants: it's two a.m. and i just got my ninth email from the cat shelter asking for dona…

so, the news about that cabinet reshuffle has me thinking. i prepped this brilliant idea for the meeting and, as i'm excitedly explaining it, my boss praises TOM of all people for it. i mean, TOM, who thinks "brainstorming" means slapping a Post-it on a wall and calling it a day. honestly, i just wanted to drown in my own coffee mug while he gets promoted for MY thoughts. but hey, at least my fune...

wait, I just saw a viral video of influencers throwing lavish parties while I’m over here contemplating if I can afford instant noodles this week. yaar, matlab samjho na, sometimes it feels like they’re in a completely different world. I scroll through their perfect lives and think - will I ever get a shot at this kind of success? or am I destined to watch everyone zoom past while I struggle to ke...

it's two a.m. and i just got my ninth email from the cat shelter asking for donations. you know, because obviously my lack of funds means i can just “round up” my paycheck, right? meanwhile, my relatives think i’m “living the dream” because i wore shoes without holes to Thanksgiving. honestly, they have NO idea i'm just counting the days until my bank account literally evaporates, praying the universe sends me an opportunity before my laptop becomes a vintage artifact because i can't afford the bills.

it's two a.m. and i just got my ninth email from the cat shelter asking for donations. you know, because obviously my lack of funds means i can just “round up” my paycheck, right? meanwhile, my relatives think i’m “living the dream” because i wore shoes without holes to Thanksgiving. honestly, they have NO idea i'm just counting the days until my bank account literally evaporates, praying the universe sends me an opportunity before my laptop becomes a vintage artifact because i can't afford the bills.

yaar, it’s crazy how everyone I used to know has become just a name on my contact list. saw my old friend post about buying a flat, and I can’t even call someone when I'm low. I want to manifest a big life change like those viral videos, but honestly, my only “reality show” is scrolling through my phone and feeling alone. sometimes I just hope someone knows the real me behind the filter. #ViralVid...