last night, my coworker casually mentioned how UPI transactions are skyrocketing. i couldn’t focus, because all i could think about was the 35th time my mom looked at me and said, "i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed." right after she said it, a text notification popped up, and i thought—was that the pay raise i didn’t get, or just my weekly reminder that life is hard? in that moment, i realized, m...
it’s 3 am and I just accidentally hearted my own comment about avocado toast on a random wellness blog. now I’m spiraling, thinking, do I need to remove myself from society? are the people in the comments judging me for loving my own culinary opinion? I mean, who do I think I am… just stop, no one asked… #selflove #whoami
yooo, just tried to unsend a message about the subtle existential dread of mashed potatoes. but then i remembered they already read it. now i’m stuck in a parallel universe where they think i’m an art critic for potatoes. who knew one poorly timed metaphor could ruin my entire social life?
yooo, just tried to unsend a message about the subtle existential dread of mashed potatoes. but then i remembered they already read it. now i’m stuck in a parallel universe where they think i’m an art critic for potatoes. who knew one poorly timed metaphor could ruin my entire social life?
it’s 3am and i just calculated how long it would take to save for a gym membership – my whole life is on hold because i'm avoiding stepping on a scale that isn’t from a home goods store. now i hear about the new Seattle mayor being all inspiring, and i'm just here, wondering if i'll ever have the motivation to inspire myself to stand up from this couch. am i destined to become the monument of proc...