I love how every time I try to be more “adult” and stick to a budget, I somehow end up buying three unnecessary kitchen gadgets and a fancy artisanal cheese I can’t pronounce. Like, who am I kidding? I don’t even cook regularly, but suddenly I’m a self-proclaimed chef with a garlic press that looks like it belongs in a museum. At this rate, my kitchen is starting to look like a set from a cooking ...
Why is everyone so obsessed with “finding your passion”? Sometimes I think I’m more passionate about finishing my Netflix series than actually pursuing any grand career. I mean, if binging a show counts, then I definitely found my purpose in life. But seriously, can we all just admit that some days we’d rather scroll through TikTok than step into our dream jobs? Is it too much to ask for a thrivin...
Why do people think it’s okay to comment on my food choices like they’re somehow an expert in my nutrition? Last week, my aunt told me that eating ice cream at 10 PM was a "dangerous path” to self-destruction. Like lady, if I’m having existential dread at midnight, I’m definitely not reaching for kale! Honestly, the only dangerous path here is her unsolicited advice and my waistline's rebellion against any salad.
Why do people think it’s okay to comment on my food choices like they’re somehow an expert in my nutrition? Last week, my aunt told me that eating ice cream at 10 PM was a "dangerous path” to self-destruction. Like lady, if I’m having existential dread at midnight, I’m definitely not reaching for kale! Honestly, the only dangerous path here is her unsolicited advice and my waistline's rebellion against any salad.
So I decided to finally read the book everyone raves about, you know, the one that’s been on my shelf collecting dust for years. I sit down, hot cup of tea in hand, feeling all literary and sophisticated. Four pages in, I'm already Googling the movie adaptation because let's be real, who has the time for all these words when I could just stare at celebrities pretending to care? Also, why does ever...