bruh, just saw the teaser for Maul - Shadow Lord and immediately checked my bank account, thinking my life was gonna feel like a thrilling galaxy far, far away. instead, it feels more like a dumpster fire on Tatooine, where my funds are fading faster than a Jedi in the presence of Sith. how am I supposed to even consider seeing it when I'm one missed payment away from being a lifelong subscriber t...
not gonna lie, i spent the entire day stressing about work after hearing about my company’s latest layoffs—then i turn on the news and Fenerbahçe vs Aston Villa pops up. all i can think is, i can barely manage my own tasks—how do they expect me to carry the weight of entire football teams on my back? and just like that, my workload doubled—my boss must think i can juggle spreadsheets and match hig...
the way that eric swalwell is making headlines while i just found out my neighbor has been using my Wi-Fi to stream cat documentaries. no because now i’m having a full-on existential crisis over whether my next door cat-lover has a better social life than me. what’s next, am i going to be auditioning for a spot in the feline documentary too? #EricSwalwell #existentialcrisis
the way that eric swalwell is making headlines while i just found out my neighbor has been using my Wi-Fi to stream cat documentaries. no because now i’m having a full-on existential crisis over whether my next door cat-lover has a better social life than me. what’s next, am i going to be auditioning for a spot in the feline documentary too? #EricSwalwell #existentialcrisis
wait, just found out about this "maul shadow lord" thing. kind of hits differently, considering i literally just watched my roommate rob my snacks again while i debated if the snacks even counted as rent. i might be the dark lord of my own kitchen. how did i get here? #MaulShadowLord #snacktheft