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Rants: i spent all my savings on that ridiculous inflatable flamingo because it was "vi…

i told my friends i was busy this weekend. but really, i’m sitting at home googling the results for Liga 2 Indonesia while pretending to be a soccer expert. it's my own private world championship of awkward social lies. all the while, my bank account is screaming, 'YOU’RE A MESS!' now, here i am, stressed out about whether or not i’ll make rent and anxiously analyzing why Persipura is actually win...

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i spent all my savings on that ridiculous inflatable flamingo because it was "vibrant" and "fun," and now my garden looks like a tropical theme park that’s fallen on hard times. meanwhile, i can’t afford real food and my fridge is literally just mustard and expired takeout containers. so there i am, on a Tuesday night, feasting on regret while looking at this absurd, bright pink monstrosity. every time i walk past it, i can hear it laughing, as if to say, “how's that food budget going?” #unexpectedpriorities #inflatableflamingoregrets

i spent all my savings on that ridiculous inflatable flamingo because it was "vibrant" and "fun," and now my garden looks like a tropical theme park that’s fallen on hard times. meanwhile, i can’t afford real food and my fridge is literally just mustard and expired takeout containers. so there i am, on a Tuesday night, feasting on regret while looking at this absurd, bright pink monstrosity. every time i walk past it, i can hear it laughing, as if to say, “how's that food budget going?” #unexpectedpriorities #inflatableflamingoregrets

so, i'm just here sitting on my couch, scrolling through this news about Brighton vs Everton. it's like, achha, even my life feels like a never-ending match between my toxic workplace and my personal chaos. yaar, why is it that when my manager makes a mistake, they throw everyone under the bus, but the moment I make a tiny slip? everyone is like, "what did your parents teach you?" matlab, excuse m...