it's not that i have a subscription problem… it's just that when i got my last bank statement, i realized i had been unknowingly supporting an entire farming simulator and a bird watching app. i never even planted a pixelated crop or spotted a rare parakeet, but there i was, $200 deep into an adventure of literally nothing. and then i started wondering if my life choices reflected a deeper existen...
bruh, family gatherings feel like a game show where I’m the contestant who always gets compared to my ex, the "one that got away" — like my mom just pulled out a slideshow of our vacations while my current partner stands there awkwardly, wondering if they need to update their resume. it’s so intense I almost asked my uncle to do a PowerPoint on my relationship struggles, like, literally, who knew ...
bruh, sometimes I scroll through social media and it's like everyone is collecting trophies for life achievements while I'm over here Googling "how to microwave a frozen pizza without it exploding." My friends are posting about their fancy cars and multi-story houses like they’re some kind of lifestyle Instagram filters—while I can’t remember the last time I celebrated getting out of my pajamas before noon. Honestly, I feel like I’m in a competition I didn’t even sign up for. The worst part? I’d probably still lose if the prize was just knowing what day it is.
bruh, sometimes I scroll through social media and it's like everyone is collecting trophies for life achievements while I'm over here Googling "how to microwave a frozen pizza without it exploding." My friends are posting about their fancy cars and multi-story houses like they’re some kind of lifestyle Instagram filters—while I can’t remember the last time I celebrated getting out of my pajamas before noon. Honestly, I feel like I’m in a competition I didn’t even sign up for. The worst part? I’d probably still lose if the prize was just knowing what day it is.
it's not that i care, it's just... i keep imagining the conversations. you know? like, did they watch the same dumb show together while pretending everything was fine? every time they texted me, they must have been smiling at their ex's inside jokes. and i'm here feeding my plant like it’s a living being, hoping it understands the absurdity of being a backup. #heartbreak #lonelyvibes