Honestly, if you ever feel like you're not good enough, just remember that even the most successful people have had their embarrassing moments. Like, I'm pretty sure Elon Musk accidentally sent a "good luck" text to the wrong person before he launched a rocket. So, when you think you’re failing at adulting, just know the adulting handbook is written in invisible ink. Seriously, if you need advice,...
Why does it feel like every time I plan a perfectly chill day in, life decides to throw a curveball? Like, I woke up with the intention of binge-watching my favorite show, and instead, I ended up cleaning my entire house because “guests might drop by.” Who are these imaginary guests and why do they have such power over my leisure time? Can we collectively agree that unannounced visitors should be ...
Can we talk about how every time I try cooking something "simple," I end up questioning my entire life choices? Like, how is boiling pasta somehow a challenge? I feel like I need a degree just to figure out which setting on the stove is "medium heat." And don’t even get me started on those influencer recipes with 20 ingredients – like, who has a kitchen that looks like a mini Whole Foods? I just want to eat, not star in a cooking show!
Can we talk about how every time I try cooking something "simple," I end up questioning my entire life choices? Like, how is boiling pasta somehow a challenge? I feel like I need a degree just to figure out which setting on the stove is "medium heat." And don’t even get me started on those influencer recipes with 20 ingredients – like, who has a kitchen that looks like a mini Whole Foods? I just want to eat, not star in a cooking show!
I have a confession: every time I say I'm into "reading," I mean I’ve been bingeing graphic novels while pretending to have my life together. I buy these thick classics to impress friends, but they just sit on my shelf gathering dust. Meanwhile, I can tell you the entire plot of that new comic series in my bag. Like, why is adulting just a never-ending cycle of pretending we enjoy things we actual...