yooo, standing in my kitchen staring at the mess of a baking project that turned into a sad dough pancake has me reflecting. like, how did my relationship with flour and sugar become a metaphor for lost love? i used to whip up magic with someone by my side, and now i’m just trying not to apologize to my burnt cookies like they’re sentient beings. was it really a bad choice to try to bake with half...
ngl, I just read about the Barclays share price and for a moment I thought about investing. But then I remembered I can’t even commit to a workout routine. I scroll past my dumbbell every day like it’s an ex that left me on read for three days, then casually dropped a "lol." Honestly, who am I to chase stock trends when I can’t even trend in my own life? Maybe one day I’ll invest in myself instead...
it’s three a.m. and I just found out my college roommate bought a vintage truck. you know, the kind that makes you look ruggedly cool while I’m sitting here with takeout leftovers and my hair in a messy bun for the fourth day in a row. everyone's posting their keys to new houses, and here I am, still stuck in my tiny apartment pretending my cat doesn’t also judge me for my life choices. but here’s the kicker: they didn’t even break up with their ex. they just moved in together like it’s a cute rom-com, and I’m the side character holding a microwave meal. #justme #leftbehind
it’s three a.m. and I just found out my college roommate bought a vintage truck. you know, the kind that makes you look ruggedly cool while I’m sitting here with takeout leftovers and my hair in a messy bun for the fourth day in a row. everyone's posting their keys to new houses, and here I am, still stuck in my tiny apartment pretending my cat doesn’t also judge me for my life choices. but here’s the kicker: they didn’t even break up with their ex. they just moved in together like it’s a cute rom-com, and I’m the side character holding a microwave meal. #justme #leftbehind