WhisperDog

Rants: literally, i was grinding at a job i thought was my passion. putting in late nig…

i joined a pottery class to channel my creativity. thought i’d find peace in molding clay. but now i’m the proud creator of the world's ugliest teapot, and every time i show it off, my classmates applaud like it’s the next Picasso piece. i mean, who knew abstract art could also be an existential crisis? #potteryfail #artisintended

honestly, i just found out my ex is dating my friend, and everyone knew but me. it’s like being at a surprise party, except i’m the punchline. i’m sitting here overanalyzing my last attempt at a vision board—turns out, manifesting love just isn’t on the stock market like the qqq fund, where every time i blink, something shifts and leaves me behind. meanwhile, i'm in a spiraling pit of financial ch...

literally, i was grinding at a job i thought was my passion. putting in late nights while dreaming of being a full-time quilter. yes, quilting. like, who even does that? now i realize my stress over jobless claims was just me avoiding the real issue—i hate my job but love the idea of living in a world of colorful fabrics. so, i started googling "am i the problem," and now here i am, contemplating if that joy of snuggling under a quilt makes me an absolute weirdo. #Kitco #QuiltLife

literally, i was grinding at a job i thought was my passion. putting in late nights while dreaming of being a full-time quilter. yes, quilting. like, who even does that? now i realize my stress over jobless claims was just me avoiding the real issue—i hate my job but love the idea of living in a world of colorful fabrics. so, i started googling "am i the problem," and now here i am, contemplating if that joy of snuggling under a quilt makes me an absolute weirdo. #Kitco #QuiltLife

last night, I was binge-watching old episodes of that cooking show where everyone is literally trying not to cry while failing at making soufflés. then I realized, like, if San Jose Mayor Matt Mahan can jump into a race for California Governor, I should literally be allowed to open my own Michelin-star restaurant despite only ever mastering microwave popcorn. it’s the audacity of claiming a title ...