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Rants: honestly, I just remembered I promised to join my cousin’s roller derby team — t…

last night, I was scrolling through all those Hollywood dating rumors and like, every couple looked so happy. and here I am, sitting on my couch, literally watching a 12-hour marathon of reality dating shows while deciding if I should actually pay my electricity bill or just risk it. like, how is it that rich people get to break up and cry into a diamond-studded pillow while I’m contemplating how ...

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honestly, I just remembered I promised to join my cousin’s roller derby team — three weeks ago — and all I can think about is how unathletic I am, which is probably why I’m emailing myself “remember to train” while in a recliner covered in Cheetos dust. like, what did I even expect? the only thing I’m good at is dramatic falls—most of which have already happened in my kitchen, so why would I suddenly nail it on a rink?

honestly, I just remembered I promised to join my cousin’s roller derby team — three weeks ago — and all I can think about is how unathletic I am, which is probably why I’m emailing myself “remember to train” while in a recliner covered in Cheetos dust. like, what did I even expect? the only thing I’m good at is dramatic falls—most of which have already happened in my kitchen, so why would I suddenly nail it on a rink?

not gonna lie, sometimes i wake up convinced i’ve been living in a long-term, low-budget documentary where the plot twist is that everyone around me knows i can’t fold a fitted sheet. like, at my last adulting workshop, they all nod and pretend my struggle is “relatable.” meanwhile, i’m just over here silently considering taking up residence in a pillow fort.