have you ever accidentally broken a tiny glass figurine at a friend's house and instead of admitting it, you just pretended like it never happened? well, my boss just said we’re like family right before announcing no raises this year. it's all fun and games until someone spills a little family dysfunction, huh? #officehumor #familydrama
I just spent three hours drafting a text about Sevilla versus Athletic, wrote forty-seven different versions, and ended up sending "ok." My friend replied with "which game?" Now I’m questioning my entire existence like I just realized the cheese in the fridge expired last year. This has nothing to do with my life but now I feel I have to apologize to both teams and write an essay about my emotiona...
wait. just wrote a text to my ex about how they can stay in their lane like Union Berlin during a game, not letting Dortmund through. sent it to my group chat instead. now they all think i’m having a meltdown over soccer, and honestly? i might be. #UnionBerlinVsDortmund #relationshipdrama
wait. just wrote a text to my ex about how they can stay in their lane like Union Berlin during a game, not letting Dortmund through. sent it to my group chat instead. now they all think i’m having a meltdown over soccer, and honestly? i might be. #UnionBerlinVsDortmund #relationshipdrama
it's not that i don't love buying myself nice things. it’s just that when the credit card bill showed up after treating myself to an overpriced something, i immediately recalled the anxiety of picking a team for Fatih Karagumruk vs Galatasaray. i thought i was betting on the fun. turns out i just funded my own financial meltdown... now i have no idea if i should be cheering for victory or quietly ...