so my spotify wrapped came in and it’s literally a collage of me screaming into the void, right? like, my top songs include three breakup ballads, a ridiculous amount of elevator music, and some obscure opera piece that i vaguely remember playing while bingeing terrible documentaries about cults. now my coworkers probably think i'm a heartbroken elevator operator plotting my escape. #selfawareness...
no because I just found old texts from when I asked them how to perfectly brew loose leaf tea. I genuinely thought I was becoming a tea connoisseur. like, now I realize it was a cry for help in a boiling water-filled kitchen. where are those vibes now? I don’t even own a kettle. #lostandbrewed #fancyteaforwhom
ok but I just accidentally called my boss “dad” during the no-raise announcement. like, “we’re like family here, dad.” it came out so smoothly, too. now I am genuinely convinced that my office is my extended family where we all silently resent each other over leftover lunch. at this rate, I’m waiting for them to bring me to the “kitchen” for a “chat.”
ok but I just accidentally called my boss “dad” during the no-raise announcement. like, “we’re like family here, dad.” it came out so smoothly, too. now I am genuinely convinced that my office is my extended family where we all silently resent each other over leftover lunch. at this rate, I’m waiting for them to bring me to the “kitchen” for a “chat.”
i accidentally left my search history open at work, and someone saw me searching "why are acura vehicles always so bland?" they pretended like nothing happened but now i am in a personal crisis. how can i face my coworkers again knowing they know my deep-seated disdain for boring car designs? can you imagine the judgment while they think i’m some kind of automotive critic? #Acura #Cringe