yooo, just found out about sayali satghare and now I literally cannot focus on anything else like I'm over here googling her achievements while ignoring my job deadlines and it’s giving major 'why am I like this' vibes. my coworkers probably think I'm mentally planning my future with her, but little do they know I'm just spiraling into a fantasy where she saves me from my midlife crisis, and now I...
i just caught myself googling "sevilla vs athletic" because my neighbor mentioned it at the mailbox and honestly, who even talks about that? my parents would know all the players, meanwhile i'm over here confused about why my houseplants are dying. like, should i call them for gardening tips or admit that i barely know who is kicking the ball around in that famous sport? #SevillaAthletic #WhyAmILi...
it’s 2am and I just realized that every adult I know literally Googles how to make chili, and they do it while standing there with a wooden spoon. like, do they really know what they are doing, or are we all just following some ancient soup-wizard lore? what if my entire life has been a giant pot of boiling confusion, and nobody actually has the recipe?
it’s 2am and I just realized that every adult I know literally Googles how to make chili, and they do it while standing there with a wooden spoon. like, do they really know what they are doing, or are we all just following some ancient soup-wizard lore? what if my entire life has been a giant pot of boiling confusion, and nobody actually has the recipe?
yooo, just spent an hour explaining to my family how pickles belong on tacos. apparently my ex's nacho toppings were the culinary highlight of my life, and here I am fighting for the honor of cucumber snacks. I mean, who needs validation from a relationship that ended over my stance on condiments anyway?