if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that you have faced difficult times before and come out stronger. this storm will pass, and there will be brighter days ahead. #ThisTooShallPass #MentalHealthSupport
the moment i found out that the “weird uncle” was actually my great-grandfather in disguise, my whole childhood flashed before my eyes like a dark sitcom. suddenly, the frequent family BBQs started making sense, especially why the meat always tasted slightly off. turns out, grandma’s “secret ingredient” was just his conspiracy theories mixed in with the marinade. #familydysfunction #whatislife
i stopped helping my friend with their laundry because they keep putting whites in with colors. like, who needs the suspense of a surprise tie-dye every week? it was like i was washing their clothes but also watching their life slowly turn into a rainbow mess— and at that point, i was ready to take bets on what shade their life would turn next. now i just send them memes about being a responsible adult.
i stopped helping my friend with their laundry because they keep putting whites in with colors. like, who needs the suspense of a surprise tie-dye every week? it was like i was washing their clothes but also watching their life slowly turn into a rainbow mess— and at that point, i was ready to take bets on what shade their life would turn next. now i just send them memes about being a responsible adult.
i woke up one morning, ready to conquer my day like a major award-winning star—only to find out that the delivery guy dropped off my laundry at my neighbor's house instead of mine. talk about betrayal—my crisp white shirts were getting cuddly with the stranger next door while i was left debating my life choices in sweatpants, wondering if this was karma for my past attitude towards... well, anyone...