WhisperDog

Rants: literally, every time I hear about Sporting's game, I think about how my relatio…

not gonna lie, when I saw the news about Mallorca vs Real Betis, I remembered how I once bet on a game thinking it would solve all my money problems. honestly, I was literally living paycheck to paycheck, convinced this was the magic ticket to freedom. spoiler alert: it wasn't. I ended up deeper in the hole, sitting at home watching reruns while pretending I was living my best life. guess who's st...

i just found out the tax filing deadline is looming. honestly, it feels like a countdown to doom. remember that one time i practiced my thank you speech for an award i never won? now i feel the same about preparing my taxes. what if everyone else is adulting while i’m still pretending to keep it together? maybe it’s just easier to make this chaotic mess disappear, like a bad credit card bill. #Tax...

literally, every time I hear about Sporting's game, I think about how my relationship was like that. stuck in a loop, never scoring, ya know? just when I thought we were gonna break the deadlock, he vanished like that goal they disallowed. feeling lost in this huge city, wondering if I can ever move on, or if I'm just waiting for another false start. matlab, what if I've built my entire identity around him and now, I gotta figure out who I even am? #SportingVsFamalico #LostInTransition

literally, every time I hear about Sporting's game, I think about how my relationship was like that. stuck in a loop, never scoring, ya know? just when I thought we were gonna break the deadlock, he vanished like that goal they disallowed. feeling lost in this huge city, wondering if I can ever move on, or if I'm just waiting for another false start. matlab, what if I've built my entire identity around him and now, I gotta figure out who I even am? #SportingVsFamalico #LostInTransition

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