my manager asked me to train my replacement without even telling me i was leaving. so i gave them the worst advice possible, like “always answer emails at midnight,” because if im getting kicked out, i want them to feel my pain. and just like that, while Vigneshwaran Akash was making history on the field, i was busy ensuring my legacy was as messy as possible at work. #VigneshwaranAkash #RevengeI...
just realized that while everyone else was prepping for this noreaster, i was uninvited to a group trip because someone thought my hot take on cold weather was "a mood killer." guess i should have just kept my love for icy blizzards to myself, huh? now i’m here watching everyone else post their cute snow pictures while i contemplate sending a weather-related meme to the group chat. #Noreaster #Dra...
yooo. so I bought a fancy artisanal salt lamp because apparently it clears negative energy—whatever that means. the vibe was immaculate until the credit card bill hit me like a freight train. now I’m sitting in the dark, staring at a rock—literally, just a rock—wondering if it also clears my crippling debt.
yooo. so I bought a fancy artisanal salt lamp because apparently it clears negative energy—whatever that means. the vibe was immaculate until the credit card bill hit me like a freight train. now I’m sitting in the dark, staring at a rock—literally, just a rock—wondering if it also clears my crippling debt.
yooo, so I'm sitting here, struggling to pay my bills, right? and then I catch myself splurging on a full Netflix binge of sports documentaries. like, I am crying over Jayson Tatum’s Achilles drama when I can barely afford a loaf of bread. — because nothing says self-care like feeling poor while watching rich athletes sit out. #SportsTv #priorities