yo, so my favorite cereal company just laid off half their staff—now i’m getting all these messages asking me to do “quality assurance” on my favorite childhood snacks. like, bro, how do i check if my fruit loops still taste like rainbows while juggling 10 emails about flavors??
it’s not that i don’t appreciate love—it’s just that when he said ‘i love you,’ my brain flashed back to that time in fifth grade when i thanked the school janitor for his kind words. awkward really hits different when you’re realizing love is more than a toilet cleaning tip. #loveisweird #awkwardmoments
saw the news about sonu nigam and how he’s getting screwed over for a song credit. kinda reminds me of the time i defended my “best friend” for years, and turns out she’s been spilling my secrets like a broken faucet to our whole group. so there i was, confidently talking about loyalty while she was plotting my downfall from the shadows like an extra in a bad drama series. guess she took "the more the merrier" way too seriously, huh? now i'm just wondering which relative will tell me next. #SonuNigam #FriendshipFails
saw the news about sonu nigam and how he’s getting screwed over for a song credit. kinda reminds me of the time i defended my “best friend” for years, and turns out she’s been spilling my secrets like a broken faucet to our whole group. so there i was, confidently talking about loyalty while she was plotting my downfall from the shadows like an extra in a bad drama series. guess she took "the more the merrier" way too seriously, huh? now i'm just wondering which relative will tell me next. #SonuNigam #FriendshipFails
so i thought turning 30 meant being all grown up, but i just realized i still have not one clue how to fold a fitted sheet. now my friends are asking what my life plans are, and i’m just here Googling “how to adult” while pretending not to notice my laundry piling up... and the surprise party is tomorrow.