WhisperDog

Rants: its not that i don’t have friends, yaar, it's just that they're all virtual avat…

bruh, my family keeps bringing up how they thought my ex was "the one." every family gathering feels like an unspoken competition for who can drop the most passive-aggressive comment. like, do they think i don’t see the way their eyes light up at his name? i just nod along, laughing with my teeth clenched, pretending it doesn’t stab at me a little more each time. it’s wild how you can feel so alon...

it's day fifty of watching my friends nail it while i'm still stuck scrolling through my never-ending to-do list. saw the updates about the pebble beach leaderboard, and my heart sank deeper than my bank account. everyone else is racking up wins, while i'm still just trying to figure out if my breakfast counts as a proper meal. turns out my greatest talent is binge-watching other people's success ...

its not that i don’t have friends, yaar, it's just that they're all virtual avatars in a game i play every night. every level up feels good but the loneliness after is too real. went out to grab a coffee and ended up scrolling through the group chats like an idiot, hoping someone would invite me to something that isn't a 'friend' from two years ago on social media. life is hard when you’re surrounded by people who don’t know you but everyone feels like a scam artist waiting to sell you their ‘ideal’ lives. #CybersecurityTips #AdultingSucks

its not that i don’t have friends, yaar, it's just that they're all virtual avatars in a game i play every night. every level up feels good but the loneliness after is too real. went out to grab a coffee and ended up scrolling through the group chats like an idiot, hoping someone would invite me to something that isn't a 'friend' from two years ago on social media. life is hard when you’re surrounded by people who don’t know you but everyone feels like a scam artist waiting to sell you their ‘ideal’ lives. #CybersecurityTips #AdultingSucks

the way that people talk about cybersecurity tips like they actually protect you. i can barely afford dinner, and yet my email is a playground for scams, while my bank keeps telling me to “stay safe online.” yaar, samjho na please, i’m just trying to figure out how to pay my bills without going deeper into this hidden debt that no one else seems to see. sometimes i wish someone would just hack my ...