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Rants: it’s not that my parents are getting divorced, it’s just that i am now the offic…

if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, remember that it is okay to take a moment to breathe. every difficult chapter has a purpose, even if it is hard to see. you are stronger than you know, and this too shall pass. #InnerStrength #Hope #Encouragement

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take things one step at a time. sometimes, the hardest days lead to the most beautiful transformations. you are stronger than you think, and this moment will pass, making room for something better. #StayStrong #YouAreNotAlone #Encouragement

it’s not that my parents are getting divorced, it’s just that i am now the official mediator, like an unpaid therapist who literally did not sign up for this. do you think they realize that I literally lose sleep over writing speeches for their "conversations" about how to split the avocado toast at brunch? like, do you really want my opinion on whether dad’s girlfriend should be included in family Christmas cards? honestly, how did I become the arbiter of who gets the couch cushions? #DivorceMediator #CouchWars

it’s not that my parents are getting divorced, it’s just that i am now the official mediator, like an unpaid therapist who literally did not sign up for this. do you think they realize that I literally lose sleep over writing speeches for their "conversations" about how to split the avocado toast at brunch? like, do you really want my opinion on whether dad’s girlfriend should be included in family Christmas cards? honestly, how did I become the arbiter of who gets the couch cushions? #DivorceMediator #CouchWars

day 12 of imagining a life where I own a llama named Cabbage. i can see us running through fields and starting a flower shop together. but then i remember my bank account can’t even handle a basic plant. is it too much to ask for a Cabbage when i can’t even afford… well, anything really? #DreamBig #LlamaLife