yooo, so my workplace decided it needs ‘mentorship’ programs. and guess who’s apparently supposed to guide the fresh meat? yeah, me. im just here asking what shade of green is best for a plant. meanwhile, the news is blasting about youth climate strikes, and i cant even strike a decent conversation about how to make coffee. last week, my mentee asked how to make a compost. i panicked and told them...
last night, i had a full on mental breakdown about the life of the guy who sat next to me on the bus. he had an incredibly cool messenger bag, which clearly held the secrets of a mysterious past. honestly, i could just feel his energy, like he had been a secret agent or something. when the bus hit a bump, he adjusted his glasses in a way that was definitely a signal. i spent the next twenty minute...
the way that i was assigned to mentor someone in juggling, and i can barely handle a single orange without dropping it. they asked for tips on advanced tricks, and i just stared blankly, thinking about how i am basically a clown without the makeup. hashtag prayforus #thisisfine
the way that i was assigned to mentor someone in juggling, and i can barely handle a single orange without dropping it. they asked for tips on advanced tricks, and i just stared blankly, thinking about how i am basically a clown without the makeup. hashtag prayforus #thisisfine
literally just voice texted my intrusive thoughts about how i could totally join fc barcelona and fix their entire team, then accidentally sent it to my boss. now i’m sitting here wondering if i should start packing for the future press conferences where i will clearly be celebrated as the new head coach. honestly, do you think they’d let me wear a jersey on my first day? #FcBarcelona #CareerGoals