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Rants: day 47 of my investing journey and i just found out my ‘hot tip’ friend literall…

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day 47 of my investing journey and i just found out my ‘hot tip’ friend literally recommended me a stock based on his lunch order. like, how does a chicken sandwich even relate to the sensex? i thought we were making BANK together, not bonding over terrible sandwiches. now i'm questioning all my life choices. should i trust my intuition, or just stick to frozen pizza? #SensexNiftyStockMarket #InvestmentFail

day 47 of my investing journey and i just found out my ‘hot tip’ friend literally recommended me a stock based on his lunch order. like, how does a chicken sandwich even relate to the sensex? i thought we were making BANK together, not bonding over terrible sandwiches. now i'm questioning all my life choices. should i trust my intuition, or just stick to frozen pizza? #SensexNiftyStockMarket #InvestmentFail

yooo, just realized my camera roll is basically a police dossier featuring my weird food art creations that only I understand, like a sad banana doing yoga on a frozen pizza. if anyone gets a subpoena for this, I'm officially blaming the sad fluorescent lights in the break room.