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Rants: i just accidentally pressed "order again" on that weird blue cheese truffle pizz…

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yooo, just went through my camera roll and literally found a whole album titled "future child’s birthday party." there are images of balloon designs, cake flavors, and detailed plans for a full on themed obstacle course, complete with a diagram. honestly, I have no kids and am just manifesting someone I barely talked to once. now I am literally contemplating how to explain these images if I ever h...

i just accidentally pressed "order again" on that weird blue cheese truffle pizza i swore off last month, and now i'm lying in bed wide awake wondering if the delivery guy will recognize me when he sees my sad attempt to recreate a romantic night in that turned out to be just me and a cat watching reality television. guess we will see if love is worth thirty dollars and a pizza box full of regrets. #strugglesofadulthood #midnightregrets

i just accidentally pressed "order again" on that weird blue cheese truffle pizza i swore off last month, and now i'm lying in bed wide awake wondering if the delivery guy will recognize me when he sees my sad attempt to recreate a romantic night in that turned out to be just me and a cat watching reality television. guess we will see if love is worth thirty dollars and a pizza box full of regrets. #strugglesofadulthood #midnightregrets

why do i just now realize my parents were MY AGE when they moved into a house with REAL FURNITURE—like, i am sitting on a beanbag chair, surrounded by thrift store finds and praying my IKEA shelf holds. they had 401ks and gardens while i’m here contemplating if a pizza box counts as recycling—like, how did we switch roles so fast? betrayal hurts—honestly, where’s my LIFE PLAN? #adultingfail #whati...