you know how everyone is raving about dhurandar? achha, the film is 'peak' or whatever. but when my parents turned off the TV right after i came out to them, i thought maybe i was just as forgettable. like yaar, they pretended they didn't hear me, but I heard them start discussing the best scenes of some movie instead. now i sit here thinking, if they can't accept that part of me, am i just... cut...
day 13 of my family's obsessive campaign for my ex. last dinner, they spent 40 minutes dissecting a vacation photo of him with a hot dog. somehow, the hot dog was more interesting than my current partner who is right across the table. at this point, i’m ready to show them my collection of coupons for “therapy” like it’s the hottest new trend. #exdrama #canihibernate
bruh, I just stopped checking in on my neighbor because after the fifth time of them borrowing my garden shears, they never once asked if I wanted to borrow their popcorn machine for movie night. like, seriously, do they even know how to share or is it just a one-way street where I’m the uncredited director of their snack-making escapades? I mean, who even owns a popcorn machine and doesn’t realize that’s a social obligation?
bruh, I just stopped checking in on my neighbor because after the fifth time of them borrowing my garden shears, they never once asked if I wanted to borrow their popcorn machine for movie night. like, seriously, do they even know how to share or is it just a one-way street where I’m the uncredited director of their snack-making escapades? I mean, who even owns a popcorn machine and doesn’t realize that’s a social obligation?
i literally just sent my high school chemistry partner a message meant for my cousin about how i still think he’s going to be the reason i become a cat lady, like it’s just a series of bad choices culminating in the weirdest house of felines. now i’m sweating bullets thinking he’s going to respond with some sad, unfunny apology about how he has a dog instead. like, i don’t need his feelings on my ...