just looked at my account and the number was lower than i thought, like how do i even afford the new furnace when the old one barely made it through winter. feels like every time i save a little, something breaks and now i cant even get the stupid filters for it, guess i will just pray it holds up another month.
was talking to my parent today and they forgot what my name was, so i told them im just a friendly ghost now, here to haunt their memories but they just looked at me like i was the crazy one. guess im taking the role of their spirit guide at 27 because that sounds healthy, right?
sometimes i think about the time i tried to impress a girl by baking her a cake and ended up setting off the fire alarm instead, like now i’m just terrified of any kitchen endeavors, especially since that was years ago and i still remember her laughing at me.
sometimes i think about the time i tried to impress a girl by baking her a cake and ended up setting off the fire alarm instead, like now i’m just terrified of any kitchen endeavors, especially since that was years ago and i still remember her laughing at me.
just spent an hour looking for a pencil i thought i lost and turns out it was in my hair the whole time, like is there a hidden camera filming this, because at this point i need a whole crew to document the grand circus that is my life.