honestly, i just spent an entire evening drafting 47 versions of a text to my best friend about the new playstation plus games. i went from "you should totally check this out" to "i need your emotional support to process this." when i finally sent "ok," i felt like i was participating in the olympics of social interactions. i mean, how does one go from overthinking video game selections to realizi...
the way that my entire life has become one long rehearsal for speeches I have never given—last night, I wrote an award acceptance speech for an award I haven't even been nominated for while watching the trending coverage of "uttarakhand jhanki in republic day 2026" because—why not think I could win something so inspiring? now I can’t even leave my house without feeling like I’m overdressed for a f...
its not that im jealous of a fictional character dating my celebrity crush. its just that i spent three hours last night writing a detailed love letter to Will Levis, only to see a meme of him and that swimsuit pic from his ex trending. now im questioning if this is the moment i officially start believing in alternative realities where my imaginary romance has a chance. guess what? it does not. #WillLevis #CrisisManagement
its not that im jealous of a fictional character dating my celebrity crush. its just that i spent three hours last night writing a detailed love letter to Will Levis, only to see a meme of him and that swimsuit pic from his ex trending. now im questioning if this is the moment i officially start believing in alternative realities where my imaginary romance has a chance. guess what? it does not. #WillLevis #CrisisManagement
so apparently, 30 is the new old. which is weird because i thought old was when you start thinking of pondicherry as a vacation spot instead of a cute, tropical getaway. now im here, knee-deep in adulthood and suddenly questioning why my back hurts after standing up for two minutes. you know what’s crazy? i daydreamed about my dream vacation to pondicherry while staring at the crumbled, week-old s...