literally just told a stranger at the gym that i am trying to manifest our future as a duo running a food truck together. they just laughed, but honestly, they seemed into it. now i can’t stop imagining us making organic kale smoothies and having a loyal customer base of quirky hipsters. we do not know each other’s names.
i have a ‘quick chat’ scheduled with my manager on Friday at four PM. this can only mean one thing: they are finally going to offer me a million-dollar promotion, right? i mean, who else would summon me for an hour of life-changing conversation other than someone ready to present my crown? but honestly, if it turns out they just want to talk about the office coffee machine again, i might just resi...
i just watched elena rybakina vs. elise mertens like it was the final episode of my favorite show. i found myself wondering if i’d have time to work on my life between analyzing every point. is it normal to care more about their match than my laundry situation? i'm not sure i can handle this much excitement when my biggest drama is trying to remember the last time i saw a human outside of a screen. who needs hobbies when you can obsess over someone else's victory? #EliseMertens #DramaEverywhere
i just watched elena rybakina vs. elise mertens like it was the final episode of my favorite show. i found myself wondering if i’d have time to work on my life between analyzing every point. is it normal to care more about their match than my laundry situation? i'm not sure i can handle this much excitement when my biggest drama is trying to remember the last time i saw a human outside of a screen. who needs hobbies when you can obsess over someone else's victory? #EliseMertens #DramaEverywhere
yooo, my situationship introduced me to someone as 'a friend' last week, and honestly, that hit harder than all my failed heists in GTA 5—especially when my heart was the getaway car that didn't make it out of the parking lot. I'm just over here thinking if my emotional bandwidth was an energy drink, it would be expired at the back of the shelf. now, I have to replay that moment like I’m trying to...