if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that every challenge you face is an opportunity for growth, and brighter days are on the horizon. #StayStrong #InnerStrength
the way that i just discovered my favorite cereal is discontinued? like, NO, because how dare they take away my morning ritual. i’m talking like my ENTIRE LIFE is now upside down, and guess what? it wasn't even an announcement. i just found a new box that was mysteriously and deliciously placed in my kitchen! who even needs stability when you can create a fictional cereal company and email yoursel...
yooo, so i just realized something wild about my neighbor. everyone thinks he’s this amazing guy, always helping people, baking cookies for the neighborhood, you know, that type. but here's the twist: every time he takes out his trash, he looks like he’s disposing of a body. like, what’s in those bags? i’m convinced he’s just an overzealous community service enthusiast or a part-time mobster.
yooo, so i just realized something wild about my neighbor. everyone thinks he’s this amazing guy, always helping people, baking cookies for the neighborhood, you know, that type. but here's the twist: every time he takes out his trash, he looks like he’s disposing of a body. like, what’s in those bags? i’m convinced he’s just an overzealous community service enthusiast or a part-time mobster.
it’s three a.m. and I just realized that unsending a message is only effective if they don’t already see it, right? I might as well have broadcasted my weird future kid names to the universe. now I’m wondering if naming my child "Jannik" and their sibling "Djokovic" is a valid reason to just leave the country entirely. can we even talk about how I did all this while missing the tennis scores? #Ten...