literally, I spent an entire afternoon creating a backstory for my houseplant as if it had a tragic history. it became this heroic figure that lost its family to a freak indoor lightning incident, and I—well, I cried a little while watering it. now I check on it every hour, half-hoping it will somehow remember its imaginary past... and half-wondering why I’m doing this to myself.
i thought i could keep up the charade forever—sipping overpriced lattes and nodding as friends talked about vacations while i was late on a bill again, hiding the frantic texts from the landlord like they were love letters. one day, a stranger at the coffee shop smiled at me like they recognized something deep inside, and i found myself smiling back—drowning in the thrill of barista banter, preten...
wait, so my parents were my age when they decided to start doing adult things like having savings, a house, and even a garden that flourished? meanwhile, here I am, still contemplating whether I should eat last week's pizza or just cry while looking for the lost half of a sock... maybe I should pick up gardening too, but knowing my luck, I would somehow manage to grow an entire field of regret instead. #adultingfail #whereismylife
wait, so my parents were my age when they decided to start doing adult things like having savings, a house, and even a garden that flourished? meanwhile, here I am, still contemplating whether I should eat last week's pizza or just cry while looking for the lost half of a sock... maybe I should pick up gardening too, but knowing my luck, I would somehow manage to grow an entire field of regret instead. #adultingfail #whereismylife
i scroll through my feed and see my old school classmates posing with new cars, and i'm here wearing the same sweatpants for three days, convinced that a hot shower counts as self-care. apparently, everyone's life is an influencer highlight reel, while i'm stuck in the behind-the-scenes bloopers. it’s cool, i’ll just write an inspirational quote about "trusting the timing of my life" as my indoor ...