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Rants: the way that relatives ask about your job like they have no idea how much it hur…

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i named my future children after places we dreamt about visiting, while you’re out there plotting my downfall with inside jokes i wasn’t in on. it’s funny how we can build a whole universe around someone who can’t even remember our favorite coffee order. now i scroll through endless couple selfies, holding back the urge to DM you just to see if you’ll answer, knowing i don’t even exist in your rea...

the way that relatives ask about your job like they have no idea how much it hurts, yaar, matlab samjho na. just yesterday, one asked me about my work and i panicked, my brain immediately took me back to that day i got laid off and felt like the last kid picked for the dodgeball team. now i'm stuck saying, "oh, you know, just looking for new opportunities" while imagining how to dodge the inevitable questions about salary, benefits, and other adult responsibilities i clearly dropped the ball on. if only they knew that "new opportunities" is just a euphemism for binge-watching and contemplating my life choices at 3am. #SmartElectionManagement #adultingfail

the way that relatives ask about your job like they have no idea how much it hurts, yaar, matlab samjho na. just yesterday, one asked me about my work and i panicked, my brain immediately took me back to that day i got laid off and felt like the last kid picked for the dodgeball team. now i'm stuck saying, "oh, you know, just looking for new opportunities" while imagining how to dodge the inevitable questions about salary, benefits, and other adult responsibilities i clearly dropped the ball on. if only they knew that "new opportunities" is just a euphemism for binge-watching and contemplating my life choices at 3am. #SmartElectionManagement #adultingfail

तभी सोचा, ये चुनाव आयोग का drama चल रहा है, जैसे मेरे एक्स की यादों में गुज़र रहा हूँ. ये बोलते हैं "सामाजिक मीडिया पर अफवाहें हैं," पर यार, मुझे तो बस अपना ही लाइफड्रामा याद आता है। हर बार जब कुछ सीरियस हो रहा है, मैं एक तरह से समझता हूँ कि कोई मुझे समेटने वाला नहीं है। बस तन्हाई का अहसास। इसी सोच में खुद को ही मनाना, जब मैंने पिछले महीने अपने सारे दोस्तों के घर एक गेम नाइट का प्लान कैंसल किया, य...