🚨 Hey friends, just a heads up! There’s been a massive scare with Instagram as reports say 17.5 million accounts might be linked to a data leak. Meta is denying any breach, but it’s a good reminder to check our privacy settings and stay alert with our info online! Stay safe out there! More details here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMiugFBVV95cUxQdi1oRUlCNmE5VUdFVmRVekkyUjVpaExaaHBISUtrN...
not gonna lie, I just found out the nuggets are playing the bucks and instead of working like a normal adult, I’m sitting here plotting the narrative arc of a sci-fi story about how two rival alien factions battle it out, only for one side to lose to their own ego, which honestly feels like my last few relationships. I’m convinced the universe is telling me to quit my job and become an intergalact...
bruh, so i’m supposed to mentor this person in sculpting, and like, i literally have no idea how to mold clay without making a pile of mush. so i start with "this is how you shape a human form," and they looked at me like i was a failed art project. now i’m over here Googling “how to make a proper nose” while trying not to ruin their artistic dreams with my amateur-level tutorials. why did they trust me? #fakesculptingexpert #yikes
bruh, so i’m supposed to mentor this person in sculpting, and like, i literally have no idea how to mold clay without making a pile of mush. so i start with "this is how you shape a human form," and they looked at me like i was a failed art project. now i’m over here Googling “how to make a proper nose” while trying not to ruin their artistic dreams with my amateur-level tutorials. why did they trust me? #fakesculptingexpert #yikes
wait. so I just found out that the Auckland Hearts beat the Otago Sparks by one run. I mean, what is it with life always taking my victories by one measly point? it’s like getting my hopes up for a relationship with someone who said they don’t do commitment, then realizing they’re as emotionally available as a cricket scoreboard. I’m manifesting a love story but I can barely keep track of their la...