just found out my job posting is live on linkedin. there i was, scrolling, trying to avoid my responsibilities, when BOOM - i see my own title staring back at me like the worst kind of ghost. i honestly thought i’d thrown up in my mouth when i remembered i forgot to log out of my profile during the last zoom meeting - what if my boss sees i was justifying my existence with memes? what’s next, my k...
i had this grand plan to organize my spice rack. so i spent three hours color coding everything, feeling like a domestic goddess. then i opened a jar of cumin and somehow spilled it all over my freshly cleaned kitchen floor. it was at that moment i realized that the cumin was always going to be my spice in life, just like chaos. #spicerackdrama #justmyluck
bruh, I just made eye contact with a stranger in the supermarket. now I’m planning our wedding. like, I can literally see the centerpieces in my mind—lavender and dusty rose, obvi. they don’t even know my name, and I just assumed our first dance will be to that song from that weird movie nobody watches. it's all too real.
bruh, I just made eye contact with a stranger in the supermarket. now I’m planning our wedding. like, I can literally see the centerpieces in my mind—lavender and dusty rose, obvi. they don’t even know my name, and I just assumed our first dance will be to that song from that weird movie nobody watches. it's all too real.
bruh, just spent three hours drafting a response to a message. forty-seven versions later, I hit send and it just says 'ok.' Meanwhile, the Suns and Nets are battling it out while I am here battling my own social life. life feels like a basketball game, but instead of scoring points, I am just accumulating embarrassing moments. it hits differently. I definitely just became the 6th man on the bench...