wait, so Wake Forest basketball is back in the spotlight, and here I am still waiting for my sibling to pay me back from that “temporary” loan two years ago… honestly thought they’d pop out like a surprise half-time show with the cash by now. meanwhile, I’m dodging awkward family gatherings like they’re the defense at a game, praying someone doesn’t throw a basketball metaphor at me about rebounds...
if you are in a tough spot right now, just remember that even the longest night will eventually give way to dawn. #YouAreNotAlone #MentalHealthSupport #KeepGoing
not gonna lie, when I saw that tragic news about the John Deere tractor accident, I suddenly remembered my summer job at a landscaping company. picture me, the self-proclaimed plant whisperer, watching a guy in a tractor flip it over while I was just trying to impress my boss with how fast I could weed. anyway, I realized if my Spotify wrapped is an accurate depiction of my soul, maybe I should've been blasting "Country Roads" and chanting, “give me a John Deere moment!” instead of dreaming of the city lights. #JohnDeere #UnexpectedTrauma
not gonna lie, when I saw that tragic news about the John Deere tractor accident, I suddenly remembered my summer job at a landscaping company. picture me, the self-proclaimed plant whisperer, watching a guy in a tractor flip it over while I was just trying to impress my boss with how fast I could weed. anyway, I realized if my Spotify wrapped is an accurate depiction of my soul, maybe I should've been blasting "Country Roads" and chanting, “give me a John Deere moment!” instead of dreaming of the city lights. #JohnDeere #UnexpectedTrauma
it's not that i regret running the marathon last year. it's just that i did it for the medal, which now just sits next to my 4,000-piece puzzle of a cat. so when i heard about the #Nyrr rebrand, my immediate thought was: maybe i should have rebranded my life instead. but then again, the real joke is realizing that my biggest life achievement is still figuring out how to tie my running shoes withou...