ok but my family keeps asking about my ex like they're running a fan club. last week, my mom actually suggested I text him. TEXT him. as if that is normal. meanwhile, I'm just trying to remember what i had for breakfast because i'm still stressing about a job interview and honestly, why did i put all my eggs in that basket anyway? it's almost as chaotic as this whole Iowa versus Michigan State sit...
just found out that 'mana shankara varaprasad garu' is the highest-grossing film of Chiranjeevi's career, and it feels like a betrayal—because my personal life is literally a box office flop. meanwhile, my camera roll is an extensive collection of... well, let's just say if someone found it, I might have to hire a lawyer for explanation purposes. sometimes, I wonder if I am the only one spiraling ...
so i found this old text thread from the time they actually used to try, and now im questioning my entire existence. one moment i was like, ‘this will be an epic love story,’ and the next, it hit me harder than missing a ball at the Australian Open in front of a legendary crowd. now i’m in the office like a racquet in a melting ice cream truck, sitting here in this pitiful corporate chair, contemplating whether sending a cringe message to the past can somehow bring them back to life... because if they did it once... why not now, right? #AustralianOpen #lostintranslation
so i found this old text thread from the time they actually used to try, and now im questioning my entire existence. one moment i was like, ‘this will be an epic love story,’ and the next, it hit me harder than missing a ball at the Australian Open in front of a legendary crowd. now i’m in the office like a racquet in a melting ice cream truck, sitting here in this pitiful corporate chair, contemplating whether sending a cringe message to the past can somehow bring them back to life... because if they did it once... why not now, right? #AustralianOpen #lostintranslation
it's three am, and suddenly i'm haunted by the time i confidently strutted into an important work meeting with a snack stuck in my teeth. while i was sharing my insights, everyone kept eyeing my grin instead of listening. honestly, all i could think about was how nev... what’s his name, that neville tata, is now a trust-fund dream gone sour. like, how can someone mess up a legacy meeting when my o...