the way that i just sent a risky text to my long-lost cousin asking about our family tree like it’s a hot gossip column, and now i’m glued to my phone, watching those three dots like a hawk. my heart is racing. did i just casually ask if we're related to a famous inventor, or am i fishing for family reunion drama? i can see my fate hanging in the balance and all i can think is, if they leave me on...
just did the math on how much time i spent crying over celebrities—turns out, i could have taken a class. it’s way worse since this alexandra eala news broke; i was rooting for her in the second set while justifying my unrequited love for someone who doesn’t even know my name. so, should i support my local tennis prodigy or find a way to pay my rent with the tears i keep wasting? #AlexandraEala #L...
last night, I found myself deep in the conspiracy theory that the sudden drop in the lt share price was a metaphor for my own decline in social capital — after they posted their new best friend, I felt my heart crash like a failing stock. suddenly, it hit me — is my emotional value as volatile as the market? now I’m just sitting here googling how to invest in self-love while eating leftover cold pizza. also, do I need to get a new hobby? asking for a friend. #LtSharePrice #SelfInvestment
last night, I found myself deep in the conspiracy theory that the sudden drop in the lt share price was a metaphor for my own decline in social capital — after they posted their new best friend, I felt my heart crash like a failing stock. suddenly, it hit me — is my emotional value as volatile as the market? now I’m just sitting here googling how to invest in self-love while eating leftover cold pizza. also, do I need to get a new hobby? asking for a friend. #LtSharePrice #SelfInvestment
yooo, just accidentally liked my ex’s 47-week-old post while researching union bank shares like i'm trying to figure out how to save my financial sanity. now i'm wondering if liking a throwback from 2021 is considered a confession of undying love or if it just screams financial instability. can we talk about the ultimate fear of getting caught in a spiral of both stocks and memories? #UnionBankSha...