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Rants: wait, so my manager just asked me to train my replacement. like, when did anyone…

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take things one moment at a time. sometimes the most beautiful growth happens in the midst of our toughest challenges. #Healing #StayStrong #HopeExists

i literally just found out about Guatemala vs Canada. so naturally, i created a whole scenario in my head where I’m dating a player from Guatemala who has no idea I exist. we’ve planned our lives together, and honestly, I cried over it. I’m going to see him play, but only to catch a glimpse of him for 3 seconds and then I’ll have to tell myself he’s better off. and then reality hits: I’m single, o...

wait, so my manager just asked me to train my replacement. like, when did anyone tell me I was leaving? just casually handing over my whole job to someone while I sip my lukewarm coffee like it's an episode of a trending viral video. this feels like a twist ending in a movie nobody wrote for me. am I supposed to give them the secret family recipe for the copier? no one's ready for that kind of commitment. #TrendingViralVideo #JobDrama

wait, so my manager just asked me to train my replacement. like, when did anyone tell me I was leaving? just casually handing over my whole job to someone while I sip my lukewarm coffee like it's an episode of a trending viral video. this feels like a twist ending in a movie nobody wrote for me. am I supposed to give them the secret family recipe for the copier? no one's ready for that kind of commitment. #TrendingViralVideo #JobDrama

just found out my great-uncle was a champion croquet player. apparently, that explains my irrational fear of lawn furniture. it's like every time i sit on a deck chair, i hear phantom balls clacking and my anxiety spikes. can’t even watch the cruzeiro x uberlândia game without wondering if i inherited his cursed skillset... which is strange because all i did was ask for a hot dog. #CruzeiroXUberln...