day 27 of crafting imaginary elaborate food blogs for meals i’ll never cook - why do i make Pinterest boards for dinners that will never see the light of day? it’s like the chaos of my reality just begs for attention— does anyone else secretly thrive on visualizing a gourmet lifestyle that you know you’ll never live? #culinaryfantasies #notreallycooking
honestly, I was just trying to grab my favorite shirt from the bottom of the laundry pile when I stumbled upon my roommate’s secret stash of old, neon-colored fanny packs. like, who even collects fanny packs? and then I spotted a crumpled piece of paper tucked away — I swear, it was a heartfelt poem about his love for — no joke — our vacuum cleaner. it was so profound yet utterly ridiculous, and b...
everyone's out there buying lottery tickets like they’re searching for their soulmate. meanwhile, i just keep going back to the same toxic relationship, knowing everyone around me is silently thinking, "how many chances can one person get?" it’s like every time i think i’m ready to move on, i look at my life and realize my playlist is basically just the soundtrack to my bad decisions. where's my jackpot in all this? #LottoResultsGrandLotto #RelationshipRealities
everyone's out there buying lottery tickets like they’re searching for their soulmate. meanwhile, i just keep going back to the same toxic relationship, knowing everyone around me is silently thinking, "how many chances can one person get?" it’s like every time i think i’m ready to move on, i look at my life and realize my playlist is basically just the soundtrack to my bad decisions. where's my jackpot in all this? #LottoResultsGrandLotto #RelationshipRealities
i heard about the world cup qualifiers and suddenly thought—am i even qualified to be an adult? I sit at this job where “we’re like a family” but nobody talks about the secret credit card bills hidden in the drawer. and can we address how everyone seems to be thriving while i scroll through invoices? there’s a world where some of us survive on hopes and dreams, but really, it’s just anxiety and a ...