i once turned down a chance to present at a big conference because i thought i had a ‘better plan’. spoiler alert: my better plan was wearing mismatched pajamas while watching weird YouTube tutorials on potato sculptures. fast forward a month, and the person who took my spot is now practically a TED talk star. meanwhile, i'm still perfecting my “art” with spuds and wondering how to spin this into ...
day 32 of waking up to my literal worst nightmare: my toxic coworker just got promoted to boss. they treat me like i’m a pebble in their path to greatness while plotting our team’s slow decline like some sort of office villain. honestly, i thought they’d only thrive in their natural habitat of chaos, not overseeing our eventual collapse. am i expected to make small talk about their "exciting visio...
literally saw my friends posting about their epic Dominican Republic vacations while I sat on my couch, barely able to afford takeout. everyone's out here living their best lives, buying fancy cars and planning weddings, while I'm just trying to figure out what to eat for breakfast tomorrow. sometimes I wonder if I’m stuck in a time loop while they’re manifesting their dreams into existence. guess I’m just not in the manifesting energy, huh? #DominicanRepublic #FOMO
literally saw my friends posting about their epic Dominican Republic vacations while I sat on my couch, barely able to afford takeout. everyone's out here living their best lives, buying fancy cars and planning weddings, while I'm just trying to figure out what to eat for breakfast tomorrow. sometimes I wonder if I’m stuck in a time loop while they’re manifesting their dreams into existence. guess I’m just not in the manifesting energy, huh? #DominicanRepublic #FOMO
just realized every family gathering feels like the Olympics, where my sibling glides through life with gold medals while I try to hide my third place finish under layers of pasta salad. no one understands that the pressure to be anything more than average is like wearing a neon sign saying “disappointment.” as I listen to my relatives recap my sibling's “perfect” life while I chew on dry turkey, ...