i literally can’t believe it’s 3am and i’m STILL thinking about how i wore two different shoes to a wedding a decade ago. one was a heel, the other was a flip flop. i pretended it was a ‘fashion statement’ and i don’t think anyone bought it, especially my grandma who stared at me like i was a circus act.
so i caught feelings for this person who flat out said they don’t do relationships. no problem, right? just my luck, they happen to make the world’s best grilled cheese. guess who’s now unhealthily addicted to melted cheese and daily existential crises? but like, is it too much to ask for them to maybe “do relationships” if there’s cheddar involved?
yooo, just found out my neighbor spends his nights embroidering pictures of cheeseburgers. like, WHAT. imagine the therapy bills if the real beef only showed up in stitch form. kinda makes me question the macaroni art on my fridge though—am i just one burger stitch away from my next career? #HobbiesGoneWild #ArtInStrangePlaces
yooo, just found out my neighbor spends his nights embroidering pictures of cheeseburgers. like, WHAT. imagine the therapy bills if the real beef only showed up in stitch form. kinda makes me question the macaroni art on my fridge though—am i just one burger stitch away from my next career? #HobbiesGoneWild #ArtInStrangePlaces
ngl, I thought my friend was the most chill person ever for sticking up for me at game night, right? turns out while I was telling everyone how great they were, they were texting a mutual friend about how I can't even make a PB&J properly. apparently, my cooking skills are the butt of a new inside joke... meanwhile, I still haven’t found out if my lasagna tasted bad or if it was just the smell of ...