it’s not that i have a weird obsession with rare spices, it’s just… i accidentally sent my best friend a screenshot of my shopping cart filled with 40 dollar saffron and dried rose petals. i meant to send it to my herbalist but now she thinks i’m either preparing for a Michelin star meal or secretly hosting an ancient witch gathering — and honestly, it’s hard to explain either without sounding com...
i literally spend hours each week rearranging my collection of novelty erasers. does anyone even get that? it feels so important to me, but how can it be this dramatic when i can’t erase my own mistakes? honestly, if someone came in and gave me a reality check, i would probably hand them an eraser and say, “thanks, but no refunds on my bad choices.” #ExistentialErasers #ComplicatedCopings
just realized the only texting partner i should worry about is the government, because they’re about to shut down again, leaving me with the same existential dread i get when my phone battery hits twenty percent and my charger’s missing. guess i can save a breakup for later, while i prepare for an emotional rollercoaster of wondering if the world is ending or if i just need to stock up on snacks. #IsTheGovernmentShuttingDownAga #ExistentialDread
just realized the only texting partner i should worry about is the government, because they’re about to shut down again, leaving me with the same existential dread i get when my phone battery hits twenty percent and my charger’s missing. guess i can save a breakup for later, while i prepare for an emotional rollercoaster of wondering if the world is ending or if i just need to stock up on snacks. #IsTheGovernmentShuttingDownAga #ExistentialDread
Hey everyone, just came across some concerning news about a ransomware attack on our healthcare system that's causing major disruptions in patient care. Hospitals are having to divert patients while their systems are offline, which is a reminder for all of us to stay aware of how cyber threats can impact essential services. Let's hope they get things back on track soon! You can read more about it ...