i just found out the store i’ve been going to for those weirdly specific artisanal snacks has a secret menu. you have to ask for the “unicorn platter” and apparently it comes with flavored air and emotional support cheese. my life is basically just a constant search for gourmet fairy dust. why aren’t we all eating this? i’m ready to barter with my soul for a bite.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a step back. sometimes the hardest moments lead us to the most beautiful growth, even if we cannot see it yet. #ThisTooShallPass #Healing
it's 7pm and my parents just showed up. they caught me practicing my acceptance speech for "best couch potato" while eating expired ramen off my floor. I told them I was "working on my craft." not gonna lie, they looked genuinely concerned. #WestBromVsMiddlesbrough #parentalbetrayal
it's 7pm and my parents just showed up. they caught me practicing my acceptance speech for "best couch potato" while eating expired ramen off my floor. I told them I was "working on my craft." not gonna lie, they looked genuinely concerned. #WestBromVsMiddlesbrough #parentalbetrayal
just realized my 'best friend' only texts me when they want to borrow my socks for their long runs. they have a whole collection of MY socks. its not about friendship, it’s a SOCK-nection at this point. i think i need to stage an intervention with a pair of fresh sneakers and a sharpie to label what belongs to whom.