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Rants: it’s 2am and i’m refreshing my bank app like it’s the highlights of a game i can…

wait. so the holiday dinner was supposed to be about “family bonding” but turned into an intervention about my LIFE choices. my aunt, after two glasses of wine, called out my “slacker” job—like, thanks, Karen, my dream of becoming a reality TV star is still on the table. it felt like watching the Knicks fumble against the Nuggets—everyone’s so focused on what’s wrong, they forget to see what’s rig...

yaar, kal news dekha, Tokyo aur Dhaka ki defense deal ki baat ho rahi thi. matlab, humara country international stage par aise projects kar raha hai, aur main yahan apni engineering ki loans chukane ke liye struggle kar raha hoon. sab cousins aaj kal kaam kar rahe hain, achhe ghar, achhi gaadiyan le rahe hain. aur mai? literally basics ke liye bhi pinch karta hoon. aisa lagta hai jaise duniya mere...

it’s 2am and i’m refreshing my bank app like it’s the highlights of a game i can’t afford to see live. i just saw how much john calipari is hyping up cason wallace, and i can't help but think - man, i wish my savings could make a comeback like that. while he’s stacking points, i’m stuck in this endless cycle of pretending everything’s fine when my credit card debt just sent me a “how’s it going?” text i’m too ashamed to reply to. #CasonWallace #adultinghard

it’s 2am and i’m refreshing my bank app like it’s the highlights of a game i can’t afford to see live. i just saw how much john calipari is hyping up cason wallace, and i can't help but think - man, i wish my savings could make a comeback like that. while he’s stacking points, i’m stuck in this endless cycle of pretending everything’s fine when my credit card debt just sent me a “how’s it going?” text i’m too ashamed to reply to. #CasonWallace #adultinghard

ever notice how the world expects you to have it all figured out, meanwhile you’re just trying to remember where you left your dignity after that last “payday?” just got the news about brad karp, and while he’s stepping down in shame, here i am pretending my credit card’s not maxed out and the rent due notice is a mere suggestion. my neighbor asked if i was excited for the new job they thought i h...