You ever binge-watch a show and get so invested that you start talking to the characters like they can hear you? I was watching this crime drama the other night, screaming at the TV, "Dude, don't go in there! It's obviously a trap!" And then I realized—my life is basically a poorly written sitcom where I'm just waiting for a plot twist that never comes. At this point, I'm half convinced I'm the ma...
Can we talk about how absolutely ridiculous it is that every time I order a pizza, it’s a 50/50 chance whether it’ll arrive as a perfectly cheesy masterpiece or a sad, grease-stained disaster? Like, if I wanted a workout, I’d go to the gym, not engage in a game of 'guess the toppings' with my dinner. And don’t even get me started on the delivery guy who shows up 30 minutes late with a smile like h...
I can't make money this year!
I can't make money this year!
I can't make money this year!