not gonna lie, when my parent said “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed,” I felt like a baby goat that just found out its whole life has been a nature documentary. honestly, it spiraled into me picturing them signing me up for goat yoga as a metaphor for my life choices, and now I’m in a field of 30 confused goats questioning their purpose too. literally, the existential crisis hits different when ...
if you feel like life is pulling you in every direction right now, take a deep breath and remember that sometimes the hardest moments lead us to the greatest growth. #InnerStrength #StayStrong #Healing
it’s not that I can’t get over the fact that I stole the last cookie—it’s just... that the cookie jar was shaped like a cat, and who wouldn’t think it was meant to be taken as an offering? now every time I open the cupboard, I swear the cat stares at me like, “really? a cookie thief?”—so I keep eating snacks at two in the morning to drown out the guilt... which is making it worse. #snackconfessions #cookieheist
it’s not that I can’t get over the fact that I stole the last cookie—it’s just... that the cookie jar was shaped like a cat, and who wouldn’t think it was meant to be taken as an offering? now every time I open the cupboard, I swear the cat stares at me like, “really? a cookie thief?”—so I keep eating snacks at two in the morning to drown out the guilt... which is making it worse. #snackconfessions #cookieheist
not gonna lie, I told my neighbors I couldn't make it to their barbeque because I was "doing a deep-clean of my kitchen," but really, I was just too broke to buy anything to bring. like, why would I admit that I spent my last couple of dollars on an expired avocado? now I’m over here imagining how they'll tell their friends about the elusive neighbor who’s “very clean but somehow always busy.”