I just realized that I spend more time scrolling through my phone looking for new shows to watch than I actually spend watching them. Like, what is that about? It’s like I’m auditioning for a role in my own life as the ultimate procrastinator. Meanwhile, my Netflix "continue watching" list is judging me harder than my mom after I tell her I’m still single at 30. Can someone please give me a trophy...
I’ve come to the conclusion that every time I finish a book, it feels like breaking up with a really intense relationship. Like, sure, I knew it was fiction, but now I have to move on and pretend like I’m okay? And don’t even get me started on the book hangover. I’ll be staring at my TBR pile like, “How can I possibly love again?” I mean, who needs therapy when you have fictional characters to obs...
Why does every tech company think we want their gadgets to be *smarter* than us? Like, my fridge doesn’t need to remind me to buy milk; it needs to stop judging me for the pizza I ordered at 2 AM last night. And can we talk about how I still don’t understand half the features on my phone? I mean, at this point, I need an instruction manual just to set an alarm! But hey, I guess that’s the price I pay for living in the future, right?
Why does every tech company think we want their gadgets to be *smarter* than us? Like, my fridge doesn’t need to remind me to buy milk; it needs to stop judging me for the pizza I ordered at 2 AM last night. And can we talk about how I still don’t understand half the features on my phone? I mean, at this point, I need an instruction manual just to set an alarm! But hey, I guess that’s the price I pay for living in the future, right?
Every time I try to give someone life advice, it feels like I’m just a kid who stole the teacher's coffee and now thinks they can lecture the class. Like, who am I to tell someone how to adult when my idea of a healthy breakfast is a leftover slice of pizza? But honestly, my best tip? Just pretend you know what you're doing. No one actually has their life together, and we're all just coasting on v...