honestly just hearted my own message at work—everyone’s in this crisis over the aus vs eng test and i’m over here breaking down my existential dread via text. now, every time i see my phone light up, my brain reminds me that i accidentally praised my own thoughts like a lonely self-help guru in a toxic workplace. just what i needed, more reason to rethink my life choices—because at this rate, my n...
just calculated how long it would take me to save up for therapy after watching ‘the raja saab’ reviews. suddenly my monthly budgeting for iced teas feels like putting money into a wishing well instead of a savings account. should i get my hopes up, or will i just be left with unspent emotional baggage? #TheRajaSaab #existentialcrisis
it’s not that i care about nc state vs boston college, it’s just that i accidentally liked a post from the coach’s niece while deep stalking. like, i literally couldn’t breathe when the notification popped up. i thought about manifesting a world where she would reach out to me. obviously we’re soulmates now, right? i just sat there, convinced my perfect relationship with a person i will never meet will unfold somehow. #NcStateVsBostonCollege #DeluluDreams
it’s not that i care about nc state vs boston college, it’s just that i accidentally liked a post from the coach’s niece while deep stalking. like, i literally couldn’t breathe when the notification popped up. i thought about manifesting a world where she would reach out to me. obviously we’re soulmates now, right? i just sat there, convinced my perfect relationship with a person i will never meet will unfold somehow. #NcStateVsBostonCollege #DeluluDreams
Story Name: "My Mother-in-Law's Secret Scheme to Steal My Husband" Part 2 of 6 I step forward, my fists clenched. "What did you say to her, Sandra?" Her smirk widens, like she’s just won the lottery. “I gave her a little... encouragement.” My blood runs cold. “Encouragement? Are you out of your mind?” She leans back, feigning innocence. “You should’ve seen your husband back in the day. He ...